A bold, irreverent crewneck that reads like your funniest holiday roast. This sweatshirt settles into the quiet chaos of winter nights—hot cocoa mug in hand, family banter looping in the background—and lets you answer back with a wink. The heavyweight cotton-poly blend feels substantial and warm without being stiff. Embroidered or printed details give the cheeky slogan texture and presence, so the message lands whether you’re by the fire or running last-minute errands. It’s built to hold its shape and soften with wear, becoming the sweatshirt you reach for when holiday gatherings get comfortably real.
Product features
- Tubular, no-side-seam knit for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with double-needle stitching
- Options for embroidery placement (left, center, large center chest; wrists)
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- Gray tear-away label for itch-free wear; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
