This relaxed, mid-weight tee features a cheeky vintage-style raccoon illustration and bold, tongue-in-cheek text that reads: “Some people have guardian angels. I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering, ‘Let’s make it worse.’” The soft 100% cotton body and tubular knit construction keep the silhouette clean and comfortable, while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape preserve shape through repeated wear. Printed using crisp DTF/DTG methods, the graphic has a sharp, hand-illustrated look that blends humor with a slightly rogue, outdoorsy charm. Wear it for casual hangouts, late-night bonfires, or whenever you want to make friends laugh — it sits well under a flannel or on its own as a statement piece. Ethically produced with OEKO-TEX® certification and a tear-away label for itch-free comfort.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/labels and DTG for main graphic — crisp, detailed print
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, made in Nicaragua; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
