This tee wears like a wink from someone who knows your dark sense of humor. A distressed mugshot of Michael Myers sits front and center, captioned with the tongue-in-cheek line "If I Had Feelings They'd Be For You." It reads like a late-night joke passed between two horror fans: equal parts deadpan and affectionate. The print’s crisp detail keeps the sinister silhouette sharp while the softened fabric and classic crew neckline make it comfortable for binge-watching slasher marathons, haunted house runs, or low-key Valentine’s plans that lean uncanny. Sized for adults, it layers easily under hoodies or pairs with your favorite jeans for a look that’s cozy, a little spooky, and very real.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and reduced waste
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed graphics
- Meets safety standards; Oeko-Tex certified blanks; made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
