This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a loud, unapologetic sense of humor. The soft, lived-in cotton and relaxed fit make it one you’ll reach for on low-effort days — backyard barbecues, casual birthday hangs, or nights out with the same friends who get the joke. The printed slogan channels a wry, defiant attitude that reads like a wink to anyone who’s hit another birthday and decided to shrug. Its faded color and worn-in feel give the shirt an instant vintage vibe, so it looks like it’s already been part of your story.
Slip it on when you want to shrug off the small stuff and enjoy the moment. It pairs with worn jeans, a beanie, or a leather jacket for an easy, lived-in look. The relaxed cut and durable construction mean this tee keeps its shape and comfort through regular wear and washes. Whether you’re celebrating with a few close friends, heading to a casual birthday gathering, or just lounging at home, this shirt speaks your kind of humor without trying too hard.
Product features - Sizes S–4XL available for a wide range of fits - 100% ring-spun US cotton with garment-dyed, soft finish - Heavyweight (6.1 oz) fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit - Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability - Sewn-in label and made in Honduras; available in 58 colors
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
