This vintage-inspired sarcastic tee carries a cheeky voice—’Keep Your Two Cents, You Look Broke’—that lands like a wink and an eye-roll. The soft, sturdy cotton wears in comfortably and holds the bold, slightly distressed print so the message feels lived-in, not loud. Picture slipping this on for a coffee run or a low-key night out: it settles easily into your rotation, pairing with worn denim, moto jackets, or cozy layering pieces. It reads like your shorthand for boundary-setting and humor—dry, confident, and a little bit nostalgic. For anyone who prefers to speak plainly (and snarkily), this shirt becomes the outfit’s attitude without needing extra explanation.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for comfortable, durable wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/label details and DTG for primary artwork, producing crisp, detailed print with a vintage look
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, and ethically sourced US cotton (Gildan 5000)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
