Slip this tee on and feel the quiet grin that comes with the line "I drink and I know some things." It's a shirt for those who appreciate dry wit and slow confidence—the kind of person who quotes lore over a backyard fire or raises a glass while dissecting plot twists. The cotton breathes through long summer reads and layered fall nights. Wear it to dad barbecues, watch parties, or when you want your humor to arrive before you do. The print sits crisp and clear, letting the quote do the talking while the soft, familiar fabric keeps you comfortable all day. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors (medium weight 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable wear - Seamless tubular knit body and ribbed collar for a neat, long-lasting shape - Direct-to-Film and Direct-to-Garment printing for sharp, detailed graphics - Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and reduced stretching - Certified for safety and ethical sourcing (Oeko-Tex, US Cotton Trust Protocol); made in Nicaragua Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
